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Hey dudes!  We're playing a really strange and exciting show with Captured! By Robots and Sean & Zander on April 8th at The Redwood Bar. 

The bizarre (genius?) brainchild of Jay Vance (ex Skankin' Pickle and Blue Meanies)  Captured! By Robots will be in LA for just one night.  This is a real, live ROBOT BAND.  Not guys in robot suits.  Functional, kick-ass, rock-and-roll robots.  And one human slave.   Who knows when you'll get to see this again?

Not sure who's who in Sean and Zander,  but one of them bears a striking resemblance to Dr. Teeth.  Both f*cking rock. 

My advice: don't miss this show.  If you love science, punk rock, Cock Sparrer, nautical themed bars, rare treats and good times, I suggest you make this a priority.

10:00 PM, April 8th
The Redwood Bar
316 W. 2nd Street
Los Angeles, CA

This month we're playing not one but TWO shows with Black Fag, The Absolutely Fabulous Tribute to Black Flag.  Life is crazy and sometimes short: DO NOT MISS THIS BAND.  I've personally witnessed them perform the daunting task of disarming and ultimately winning over some of the most die-hard-machismo-Black-Flag fans.  And for God's sake bring your wallet.  They have the most epic merch you've ever laid eyes on.  If you haven't seen them already, we're giving you two chances to rectify that situation:

Wednesday, March 9th at the Slide Bar in Fullerton, with Christine Sherman (covering NOFX on acoustic guitar.  like a villain.)
for FREE dollars (whaaa?!)
8:00 PM, 21+, FREE!
122 E. Commonwealth Ave
Fullerton, CA
Friday, March 11th at The Shakedown in San Diego for only $8!!!!
$8, 21+
The Shakedown
3048 Midway Drive
San Diego, CA
Unfortunately, our totally amazing pals Turbonegra had to pull out of these shows, but I bet we'll see them soon!